mOOn platOOn

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Influenced purely by the amount of attention cast upon oral sex issues, mOOn platOOn has prepared a primer for the benefit of anyone wishing to gain insight into the pleasuring of the penis. Another session will be devoted to female genitalia after he calms down from this one.

We���ll take the subject as heterosexual activity, although gays may benefit
from the following examination as well.

If a man could give himself a blow job (some can, limited), the only reason
to let anyone else do it would be for THEIR pleasure. For that man would
thrill his jimmy so much and so long that his lips would put in more blow
time than Louis Armstrong���s did on the trumpet.

The penis is often mentioned but largely neglected. Too many women
approach the penis for what it is ��� a completely foreign object. They���ve
watched Hollywood blow-jobs and had cursory conversations with girl
friends on the subject, yet how many have considered penile complexity?

Simply working the penis like a pump might bring a man to climax, but
will he cum satisfyingly? A well-orchestrated orgasm can maximize the
pleasure and promote an appreciation for the giver that will find heavy
reciprocation.

Jumping on an erection like a bobblehead is okay if you���re uptight about
time, or about being discovered and interrupted. But if you���re in the love
zone, treat that member like you���re meeting him for the first time.
Explore him like you���ve never seen a penis before.

Run your fingers around the pubic area, laying on a touch heavy enough
not to tickle, swirling slowly, effecting a pubic massage. Stimulate the
base of the erection, using it as an axis to gently rotate the penis in a
circular motion, not touching the shaft or the head right away.

Hold the balls in your palm firmly, letting him feel the heat. Run your
tongue moistly over his scrotum, breathe hotly on the balls, then lick them
suddenly, and blow on them. Can you encourage the scrotum to retract?
Watching the ball skin move by itself is a fascinating pastime.

When he���s rock hard, climb the shaft. Make him wait before you so
much as look at the head. The skin of the shaft spends most of its time
bunched up. Now it���s breathing. Every part of it getting air and seeing
light. Lick the pole up and down, sometimes using the tip of your
stiffened tongue. Spiral around it, a pole-dance with your tongue.

The top of the shaft approaching the head presents a new kind of
territory. Its underside provides a fleshier mound just under the cleft
of the head. By completely relaxing your tongue and approaching the
head with a warm, wet, enveloping gentleness, he will feel sensations
so subtle that he may never have known he was capable.

Tease the cleft of the penis with your tongue���s tip. Then hold the head
in your mouth with the tongue so fully relaxed that the slightest movement
is now magnified. By this time he may be begging you to jerk him off.

Now he���s ready for your pump and suck action, but build it up slowly.
Alternating a mouth slide over the head and down the shaft with a
steady, skin-skimming thumb-and-finger circle pump, ejaculation is
imminent. Prepare for a huge load.

Man will not care if you swallow his load or not so long as you do not
interrupt the rhythm of the orgasm.

Once the orgasm starts, he wants to have consistency from then until the
last drop has dribbled out. This is why pulling your mouth away can be
such a drag, even if you think you���ve taken over harmoniously with your
hand. By the time you taste it, or feel the climatic ���super-stiffness��� coming
on, it���s too late.

You must not disrupt the beat at that point. If he���s in your fingers, hold the
rhythm until he���s milked. If he���s in your mouth, keep doing what you���re
doing, relax your throat and accept the cum. Most of it may shoot to
the back of your mouth and easily slide down the throat.

When you think of semen as the most precious fluid in existence ��� so far as
humans are concerned anyway ��� the idea may be easier to���swallow.

I only have one question: Why do they make dildos so small?

- OO -

 



Comments

  • Kilgore_V_Trout said Oct 5, 2009...
    This should be required reading for every female. As a formerly promiscuous once happily married healthy all american older male I assure you that all Blow Jobs are not alike. While I would never characterize one as having been bad (I mean how bad can it be having a ladies lips wrapped around your johnson?) there is a distict dicotomy in the skill sets of those who attempt the art.
  • studentoflife said Oct 5, 2009...
    you nailed this one. i'm not sure why i'm surprised by that.
  • $ati$fiedCu$tomer said Oct 5, 2009...
    LOL!!!!!!!! GOOD TIMES TONIGHT!!!
  • checkeredpast said Oct 5, 2009...
    hee heee
  • StoneMaster said Oct 5, 2009...
    Will comment later as I am immediately ........ indisposed.   Pffffffffftttttt...........
  • checkeredpast said Oct 6, 2009...
    you've got to worship that dick baby
  • destinydiva said Oct 6, 2009...
    mr moon, well well well ...  thanks for the tips for giving the perfect blow job..  can't wait for the female version.. :-) xx 
  • checkeredpast said Oct 6, 2009...
    me tooooooo!!!!!! get on it man!!!!!!
  • WillsRose said Oct 6, 2009...
    RE: the self blowjob- Would like to see the health insurance claims for those. 'I was walking down some stairs naked and.. '     Certainly a thorough post!   -r. xXx
  • WillsRose said Oct 6, 2009...
    RE: the self blowjob- Would like to see the health insurance claims for those. 'I was walking down some stairs naked and.. '     Certainly a thorough post!   -r. xXx
  • mobil said Oct 6, 2009...
    I tried, when I was about 16 I tried everyway I knew to give myself a bj. Unless they come out with something electronic that allows a guy to do this, I'll never get it done.   Great blow job post too moonie.
  • somethingunUSual said Oct 6, 2009...
      Nothing gets blog circulation up like an erection!   Erections increase circulation.   I just like typing "erection".....  
  • trebleclef said Oct 6, 2009...
      This post many stiffies inspires Fulfilling in part man's desires Though mine beats his so much That it's calloused and such Still I'll go on until my jaw tires  
  • Bittch said Oct 6, 2009...
    Hmmm...there is a manual...I learned it when I was 20 the book is called Senseous Woman....... and it is just as exciting to be giving as recieving......oh and practice makes perfect.........wondering ..... how many of you know who I am. Some who read me may. You may notice my writting. :)  mOOn, I don't believe you even know I exist really. (This me is an alt of Main Me)
  • Spazzmodius said Oct 7, 2009...
      My ... that was incredibly.. graphic....    
  • somethingunUSual said Oct 7, 2009...
    platOOn quick, I need the female guide....big date Friday!!!         ....erection.
  • Aaron+Wanda said Oct 7, 2009...
    Its good that someone cares enough to give people an idea of how to do that. As a girl myself I think its important to know what makes a guy feel good. How else will he want to stay with you? lol besides all the other great qualities the woman has to offer, but most important I think by doing it right shows a lot bout the woman's qualities/character.
  • mOOn_platOOn said Oct 8, 2009...
    O   Yeah...I care enough....you bet your &*$%$#!   O
  • UnicornForm said Oct 8, 2009...
    DANG BABY lemme pull up to that bumper and smack dat monkey
  • mixednuts said Oct 9, 2009...
    I must have crashed the wrong party!
  • HoleInTheCosmos said Oct 9, 2009...
      My wife is presently studying a print out of your procedure.   I have supplied her with a detailed diagram.   We'll be conducting our experiment tonight. I'm aiming my missile at the moon shortly thereafter.  
  • desdemona said Oct 9, 2009...
    i'm lovin' it!!!!!!! the very first time my ex and i decided to do it, we got naked and he was stiff....dunno why but i just reached over and grabbed it and started jerking him off. he rose up on all fours and in about 20 seconds he spurted all over the place after getting incredibly rock hard!!!!! i said "ooooh, now i know what you like!" and he said "i like YOU." big points!!!! thanks for the memories lol
  • RONNIE said Nov 24, 2010...
    I rey would to give my self a BLOW JOB how is it done.Please help.ME From want a self blow job?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????..................

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